Functionality of our game briefly fell victim to chaos theory. Fortunately, we solved the problem with an oversized butterfly net.

Hi everyone! We've been quietly getting on with our latest invention...

The year is 2391.
 
Earth is a utopia.

Mankind's technological achievements have brought about the rise of the most exciting sport ever created: tiny miniature spaceships travel back in time, in order to race through the intestinal tracts of unsuspecting inhabitants of the previous centuries.

The most accomplished and daring racers are selected to participate in the World Championships, a series of races which take place inside the most important colons in history, those belonging to the most powerful men in the world: The Presidents of the United States of America!

Do you have the guts to become an INTESTINVADER?

Intestinvaders is a racing game with online best times and procedural track generation. In addition it includes interesting facts about US presidents. It's been fun, now to play games!

We've made a very minor tweak to the way Intestinvaders stores its replays which should eliminate the strange inconsistencies which sometimes crept in when watching or racing ghosts recorded on machines with different architectures. Unfortunately, this has invalidated all of the existing replays, so we've had to reset the online hall of fame. Apologies to everyone who already had a score up there; we hope you might feel inspired to revisit the game and reclaim your lost glory some time during the next two weeks.

If you've downloaded a previous version of Intestinvaders, please make sure that you download version 1.0.4 below. If you keep playing using an old version, you won't be able to view any of the replays in the high scores, and your own high scores will be deleted from the server periodically as they fail verification. Your old best times will still appear in the local tables, but if you watch or race against your old ghosts, you'll likely see them driving into walls and otherwise behaving completely bizarrely.

intestinvaders-1.0.4-source.tar.gz