Rad follicles dude, totally.

ajhager on 2008/03/31 11:53 of Chain of Command

Our hero woke up with hair today. After running extensive tests, we could find no real reason for this. We released him so he could get back to doing what he does best. What does he do best? Sorry, that is top secret. I was told I could give you this picture of our hero starting his day. What bravery, what passion, what luscious locks.