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Mr. Wobbly's Great Escape (Mr. Wobbly's Great Escape [by Team zahmeKatzen])

During an experiment involving nutrient-rich slime and possibly electricity, a small wobbly organism gained sentience. However, the scientist (completely oblivious to our poor Mr. Wobbly) found the experiment's result lacking and promptly flushed the slime down the toilet.

Rather unhappy about being stuck in a dark sewage, Mr. Wobbly has to find a way out.

You are Mr. Wobbly.