The “The Tacoma Narrows Bridge award for the least structually sound erection” Award

Presented by mauve to:

Wobleigh Towers (Greg's pyweek entry no. 0x0a)
Professor Wilberforce Wobleigh (known as "Wibbly" to his friends) was well-known for coming up with eccentric ideas, but his latest one -- using gelatin as a construction material -- has to take the cake. Or some kind of dessert, anyway.

"It'll be fine," he said. "I'll just bathe it in mild 1.21GHz microwave radiation to spin-lock the molecules in place. It'll hardly wobble at all..."