I DID IT

heybelia on 2024/09/22 09:57 of TheCardi🐝s

I HAVE DONE IT!

I BECAME THE GREATEST COOK!
Not by learning how to cook better, but by SABOTAGING my friends and colleagues!
I have spiced their soups, I have salted their ice-creams, I have burned their steaks into ash, swept up under the kitchen tiles.
Noone suspected a thing!

They were too occupied with blaming their own lack of skill. Little did they know, their greatest adversary was me, all along.

So long suckers!