Incomprehensible: a Dialogue on the Meaning of Symbolism in Popular Culture

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We have crafted what we believe is the most versatile symbol for human endeavor: a hallway. This hallway, and its features, incorporate and apply several decades of research on human perspective and as such is drawn as if the player were a god; for attainment of the upper echelon of consciousness is in fact the sum total of all work. Preten, Tious, et al. have also studied the coloration of the human soul and found it green. As mere laypeople I have no vain hope you may understand the significance of what we have here made. It is, quite simply, a lesson, a work, a song for the ages. Thou shalt not covet our beautiful handiwork. The doors of the hallway are doors into your soul. I daresay we panadas have discovered the meaning of life. O hallway! Thy wonder shall never cease! From the cracks in the walls to the chills of the soul thy beauty causes peace! The linoleum floor leading up to the door has an echo which never shall tire For when tried by fire thou art found pure!, pure as the gold of Anound from whither thy stones were hewn. Grant me my wish, a boon for thee, o hallway!