What could have been

Seeing how I already lost enough valuable time this days (I was 70 miles away from home this weekend, so I barely managed to write a few classes - I should have graphics up and running by tonight, or so I hope), I think I could do something useful for once and comment the ideas I had for every theme:
What I always like about Pyweek is how many possible interpretations come out of just three or four words. If you had an interesting (and now discarded) idea, fell free to share!
Edit: I missed a post an hour early about this very same topic. I'm keeping this entry for the whole journal thing, but don't miss the other thread.