The “The Kermit Award for the Promotion of Frog Related Lifestyles and Interests” Award

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Banjo Frog (Banjo)
A banjo frog with a banjo on a log floating on the river downstream. OR IS IT? "Listen kiddos, and listen close. This isn't a fairy tale about a banjo frog with a banjo guitar on a log floating on the river downstream. No sir! This...this is what happens when the lord goes to take a shit and leaves us unsupervised. This is about the real story of "Banjo", and the terror on ANND street back in '94. Alright, scooch close, and pay attention..." Signal disruption sounds. Bravo 7-1: "Comms check. Comms check...Can you hear me? Com-" Watcher: "Watcher to 7-1, send traffic." Bravo 7-1: "Copy Watcher. Bravo team at RV point Charlie. 0-6 has the comm." Bravo 6-0: "Kate. McMillan talking." Watcher: "John. Good to hear your voice." Bravo 6-0: "Wish I could say the same, Laswell. Bloody mosquitos and humidity, sure missing retirement right now." Watcher: "When this is done, drinks are on me." Bravo 7-1: "If we make it...Are we sure the civis saw it right? SAS seems like overkill for animal control." Watcher: "This is an animal, but thus far it's torn two marine units to shreds. Whatever this thing is, we need it down. Now." Bravo 6-0: "Copy. That's your green light boys. Bravo 6-0, going dark." Guitar strings play ""McMillan, kids, was a legend. Toured the world, took down terrorists, ultra-nationalists, shit that makes you wet your racecar beds. Nothing could have prepared him for Banjo. Nothing of substance..." NOTE: We couldn't finish in time. And I really hyped yall didn't I? Well, our apologies, but don't fret! We are going to actually work on this game as a long-term project. Keep an eye out on the repo. Feel free to contribute to the project, and again sorry we couldn't make it for this pyweek. By all means, take this as our way of respecting AAA tradition, which is to make an awesome tease, then disappoint by delaying release.
What The Frog?! (The Dan Show)
A game of frogs and flies. QWE/ASD are your six jump directions - but you can use each one only once! You can jump at any time - on the ground, air or water. In easy mode, hold a key to enter slow mo, jump when the key is released. In normal mode, jump instantly. Collect all the flies and fish on each level. Butterflies and goldfish replenish all your jumps. Downward jumps will pretty much do nothing if you're standing on a flat surface, but will be useful in the air or water. They're also a bit faster than the upward jumps. Don't worry about timing your jumps based on where the flies are. Just worry about timing your jumps. Your tongue will catch them if you get close enough.

A banjo frog with a banjo on a log floating on the river downstream. OR IS IT?

"Listen kiddos, and listen close. This isn't a fairy tale about a *banjo* frog with a banjo guitar on a log floating on the river downstream. No sir! This...this is what happens when the lord goes to take a shit and leaves us unsupervised. This is about the real story of "Banjo", and the terror on ANND street back in '94. Alright, scooch close, and pay attention..."

*Signal disruption sounds.*

Bravo 7-1: "Comms check. Comms check...Can you hear me? Com-"
Watcher: "Watcher to 7-1, send traffic."
Bravo 7-1: "Copy Watcher. Bravo team at RV point Charlie. 0-6 has the comm."
Bravo 6-0: "Kate. McMillan talking."
Watcher: "John. Good to hear your voice."
Bravo 6-0: "Wish I could say the same, Laswell. Bloody mosquitos and humidity, sure missing retirement right now."
Watcher: "When this is done, drinks are on me."
Bravo 7-1: "If we make it...Are we sure the civis saw it right? SAS seems like overkill for animal control."
Watcher: "This is an animal, but thus far it's torn two marine units to shreds. Whatever this thing is, we need it down. Now."
Bravo 6-0: "Copy. That's your green light boys. Bravo 6-0, going dark."

Guitar strings play

""McMillan, kids, was a legend. Toured the world, took down terrorists, ultra-nationalists, shit that makes you wet your racecar beds. Nothing could have prepared him for Banjo. Nothing of substance..."

NOTE: We couldn't finish in time. And I really hyped yall didn't I? Well, our apologies, but don't fret! We are going to actually work on this game as a long-term project. Keep an eye out on the repo. Feel free to contribute to the project, and again sorry we couldn't make it for this pyweek. By all means, take this as our way of respecting AAA tradition, which is to make an awesome tease, then disappoint by delaying release.

What The Frog?! (The Dan Show)

A game of frogs and flies.

QWE/ASD are your six jump directions - but you can use each one only once! You can jump at any time - on the ground, air or water.

In easy mode, hold a key to enter slow mo, jump when the key is released.
In normal mode, jump instantly.

Collect all the flies and fish on each level. Butterflies and goldfish replenish all your jumps.

Downward jumps will pretty much do nothing if you're standing on a flat surface, but will be useful in the air or water. They're also a bit faster than the upward jumps.

Don't worry about timing your jumps based on where the flies are. Just worry about timing your jumps. Your tongue will catch them if you get close enough.