The “Best use of Pirate-Caveman speech in a game.” Award

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Obb (Universe Factory 13)

This is the story of a mutant named Obb.

Watch some clips from the game on YouTube

You should be able to jump right into the game. But README.txt lists several handy command-line options, like setting the resolution, and HINTS.txt has several important strategy tips. You should read these at some point.